A song that could reflect our wonderful policing and justice negotiations!
Lets hope it doesn't go the way the song ends up!
'Deal or no deal'
Dear Mr O'Neil,I wish to complain in the strongest possible manner.The missile launcher i purchased from your establishment has utterly failed to fulfil its purpose. When selling me this implement you gave me the impression that I would be able to strike a great blow against the Spanish oppressor. You convinced me that this was the tool for the job, and most importantly there were no previous owners. I now find this statement suspect as I found the remains of some SOCO dust under the trigger.I must take serious issue with your promises, as the implement completely failed to function. We have built up a long term professional relationship and i find this incident of wrongfully selling me a dud very disappointing indeed.I also find in the small print on the purchase receipt that once it is used it is immediately out of guarantee and warranty. I find this most unsatisfactory.I shall be contacting the General Consumer Council and the Stephen Nolan show to find a resolution.I am now changing our Facebook relationship to 'its complicated'. I'm sorry but i feel very strongly about how you miss-sold me this product.Yours sincerelyCarlos